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Brief summary of the beginning of the XIX century and the Napoleonic wars: (Spanish Perspective)
France (Napoleon) to the Spanish government: Spain help us or we'll invade you.
Literally everybody in Spain: *side-eyeing PM Godoy* Bitch don't you dare.
Spanish Government (Godoy mostly): Okay Mr. Napoleon
Literally everybody in Spain: The bitch did dare!
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France: Make sure for us Portugal doesn't help Britain or we'll invade you both.
Spain: OK *does the oranges "war" thing*
Portugal: *Shows up late with coffee* What?
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~Stuff happening in the Americas that nobody actually cares about that much~
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BATTLE OF TRAFALGAR:
France: Spain, we need your navy to help us invade Britain.
Spain: Do we have to?
France: I'm sending over Admiral Villeneuve to command our combined fleet.
Villeneuve: I'm in charge. You'll do as I say
Spanish Admiral Gravina: But I know these waters, I know my fleet and how the British fight at sea I know... wait... no... don't do that... you are useless.
Villeneuve: I AM IN CHARGE NAPOLEON SAID SO
Villeneuve:*is useless*
Admiral Horatio Nelson: "England expects that every man will do his duty"
Villeneuve: *still useless*
Gravina: We are so fucked.
Spanish/French fleet: *is fucked*
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Britain to Spain: You have a problem dude.
Spain: No shit! *has a list*
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PENINSULAR WAR:
France: Well now I'm gonna invade Portugal. Let me through.
France: Invades Spain now that they are at it and puts Napoleon's brother as King.
Spanish People: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT BITCH *invent guerrillas*
Britain, Portugal & CO.: Here. We're gonna help.
Spain: Thanks guys, but can the helping involve less trashing around maybe?
Everybody: Trashes around, burns everything to the ground, steals chickens.
Spain: THAT'S IT!!! EVERYBODY OUT!!! EVERYBODY FOR FUCK'S SAKE! AND FRANCE THE FIRST ONE LEAVE ME IN PEACE YOU BAGUETTE PIECE OF S***
Ordinary people with pitchforks: Throw Napoleon's army out.
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AFTERMATH:
Spain: I'm so... fucking tired... just... let me rest in peace... for a while. Just a little
Immediate internal and colonial conflicts: Hi
Spain: T_T
//loudly coughs//
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