So this is perfection

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Spain: *is under a useless and spineless government*
France (Napoleon) to the Spanish government: Spain help us or we'll invade you.
Literally everybody in Spain: *side-eyeing PM Godoy* Bitch don't you dare.
Spanish Government (Godoy mostly): Okay Mr. Napoleon
Literally everybody in Spain: The bitch did dare!
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France: Make sure for us Portugal doesn't help Britain or we'll invade you both.
Spain: OK *does the oranges "war" thing*
Portugal: *Shows up late with coffee* What?
*
~Stuff happening in the Americas that nobody actually cares about that much~
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BATTLE OF TRAFALGAR:
France: Spain, we need your navy to help us invade Britain. 
Spain: Do we have to?
France: I'm sending over Admiral Villeneuve to command our combined fleet. 
Villeneuve: I'm in charge. You'll do as I say
Spanish Admiral Gravina: But I know these waters, I know my fleet and how the British fight at sea I know... wait... no... don't do that... you are useless. 
Villeneuve: I AM IN CHARGE NAPOLEON SAID SO 
Villeneuve:*is useless*
Admiral Horatio Nelson: "England expects that every man will do his duty"
Villeneuve: *still useless*
Gravina: We are so fucked. 
Spanish/French fleet: *is fucked*
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Britain to Spain: You have a problem dude. 
Spain: No shit! *has a list*
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PENINSULAR WAR:
France: Well now I'm gonna invade Portugal. Let me through. 
France: Invades Spain now that they are at it and puts Napoleon's brother as King. 
Spanish People: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT BITCH *invent guerrillas*
Britain, Portugal & CO.: Here. We're gonna help. 
Spain: Thanks guys, but can the helping involve less trashing around maybe?
Everybody: Trashes around, burns everything to the ground, steals chickens.
Spain: THAT'S IT!!! EVERYBODY OUT!!! EVERYBODY FOR FUCK'S SAKE! AND FRANCE THE FIRST ONE LEAVE ME IN PEACE YOU BAGUETTE PIECE OF S***
Ordinary people with pitchforks: Throw Napoleon's army out.
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AFTERMATH: 
Spain: I'm so... fucking tired... just... let me rest in peace... for a while. Just a little
Immediate internal and colonial conflicts: Hi :)
Spain: T_T
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